Walk into the grocery store with my dad and after alot of arm twisting we walk out with 2 bags of junk food

napplexd:

The awkward moment where you pass an skinny old guy wearing short shorts on the street

I hopped on the train at kings cross

with a dream and my new wand

welcome to the land of wizardry, (oh)

what house am i gonna be in?

I jumped on the stool,

Here I am for the first time

Look to my right and I see the Hogwarts sign

This is all so crazy

Everything seems so magic

The ceiling’s turnin and I’m feelin kinda dizzy

Too much waiting and I’m nervous,

That’s when the sorting hat was on my head

and i became a Slytherin

I became a Slytherin

I became a Slytherin

CHORUS:

So I put my hand up

to say my spell,

everybody runs away

Noddin’ my head like yeah

swinging my hand like yeah,

I got my hand up,

to say my spell

they ain’t gonna be ok

Yeah, It’s a disaster on a British day

Yeah, It’s a disaster on a British day

Get to the pub with my followers

Everybody’s lookin at me now

Like “who’s that guy, without a nose?

hes gotta be Voldemort” 

So easy with my death eaters around me

It definitely is a UK party

Cause’ all I feel is anger

I knew i always had the power

My wand is ready and I’m feel like killing

Too much waiting and I’m angry

That’s when i took over the ministry

and a wizard war began

a wizard war began

and a wizard war began

CHORUS:

So I put my hand up

to say my spell,

everybody runs away

Noddin’ my head like yeah

swinging my hand like yeah,

I got my hand up,

to say my spell

they ain’t gonna be ok

Yeah, It’s a disaster on a British day

Yeah, It’s a disaster on a British day

Feel like flying there tonight (there tonight)

feeling recless i wanna kill tonight (kill tonight)

but someone saves him everytime (everytime)

I torture someone and i feel alright!

CHORUS:

So I put my hand up

to say my spell,

everybody runs away

Noddin’ my head like yeah

swinging my hand like yeah,

I got my hand up,

to say my spell

they ain’t gonna be ok

Yeah, It’s a disaster on a British day

Yeah, It’s a disaster on a British day

So I put my hand up

to say my spell,

everybody runs away (runs away)

Noddin’ my head like yeah

swinging my hand like yeah, (swinging my hand like yeah)

I got my hand up,

to say my spell

they ain’t gonna be ok (ain’t gonna be ok)

Yeah (Yeah), It’s a disaster on a British day

Yeah (ahahaha), It’s a disaster on a British day (Disaster on a British day!)

written by My sister and I

sung to the tune of Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus

NO COPYRIGHT INTENDED!!!!!

Arthur Weasley

Blood Status: Pure-blood, but with unacceptable pro-Muggle leanings. Known member of the Order of the Phoenix.

Family: Wife (pure-blood), seven children, two youngest at Hogwarts. NB: Youngest son currently at home, seriously ill, Ministry inspectors have confirmed.

Security Status: TRACKED. All movements are being monitored. Strong likelihood Undesirable No. 1 will contact (has stayed with Weasley family previously).

“Harry, please don’t insult our intelligence.” -Hermione